Dear Cats,
I understand your appreciation of the fact that I have both a front and back balcony that are level with the tin roofs you frequent. That, however, does not mean you can use my house as a shortcut to get from one balcony to the other, as you give me your haughtiest look. I f*cking live here. Get out.
Although, maybe the cats cut down the rats...
ReplyDeleteThat they do. They also sometimes get in without me knowing a poo in my shower. It's a give and take.
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